Archive for September, 2008

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Under The Rainbow

September 28, 2008

Pulling into parking lot for Barnes & Noble (as Besh calls it, “the train store” due to the Thomas display in the kids section), we find an empty spot in front of Michael’s.  They’re displaying scarecrows for Halloween.

Besh: “That’s a scary clown.”

Me: “It’s a scarecrow.”

“Oh.  Like ‘Under The Rainbow.’”

“You mean ‘Over The Rainbow’?”

“Yeah.  That’s a super super good song.  I love it.”

“That is a good song.”

“But not the rest.  I can’t watch it.  It’s too scary.”

Which is true, as I’ve told him several times (we’ve watched the opening few minutes of Wizard of Oz, but I stop before the tornado).  But then how did he know there’s a scarecrow in it?

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Daddy phone is old

September 26, 2008

Yesterday at the mall, we got dinner at Chick-Fil-A.  Besh was sitting on the counter while I ordered, holding Daddy Phone (cell).  Man in his late 20s orders at next cash register and Besh decides to strike up a conversation.

Besh (holding up Daddy phone): “This my phone.”

Man: “Oh, that’s your phone?”

“No.  It’s Daddy phone.  Where your phone?”

Man laughs.  Reaches into pocket, pulls out some slick something or other.  Besh’s eyes go wide.  He immediately drops my phone into my shirt pocket and points at the man’s phone.

THAT my phone!”

Me: “Besh, that’s not your phone.”

Besh reaches back into my pocket and grabs the Daddy Phone.  He sighs.

“No.  This my phone.”

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“I’m a pirate!”

September 25, 2008

Yesterday we did the second visit to Chuck E Cheese.  Wednesday afternoon was awesome–he and 2 other kids had their run of the place.

After winning some tickets in some game or another, he got a toy dinosaur and a pirate eye patch.  We put it on and he promptly ran up to the (singing) Chuck E robot, waving frantically and pointing at his eyes.

“Look!  Look, Chuck E Cheese!  Look my eyes!  I’m a pirate!  I’m a pirate!  Look!”

Chuck E kept on singing.  10 seconds later the patch broke (making it, I think, the longest lasting 10-ticket pirate patch in the chain’s history).  Besh didn’t care, there were more cars to drive.

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The toddler trinity

September 24, 2008

Cast of characters in this post:

Baxter — A smallish dog that lived at the hotel we stayed at in Tahoe this past summer.

Belo — The main clown from the Ringling Brothers circus.

Chuck E Cheese — Not Mickey Mouse.

Our players thus established, last night I put Besh to bed and this was the final conversation.

Me: “Night night, Besh.”

Besh: “Night night.”

“Close your eyes so you can dream, okay?”

“Okay.  I dream of Baxter and Belo and Chuck E Cheese!”

There you have it.  The Toddler Trinity.

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Never let a toddler in on a conspiracy

September 23, 2008

Conversation in the car yesterday.  Nonni and Zayde are his San Antonio grandparents, big international travelers and apparently unaware of the rule in the title of this post.

Besh: “I go on airplane.”

Me: “You’re going on an airplane?”

“Yes.”

“Where are you going?”

“Venice.”

“Venice?  What are you going to do in Venice?”

“Go on a boat.”

“Who are you going with?”

“I go with Nonni.  I go with Zayde too.”

“What about Mommy and Daddy?”

“No Mommy.  No Daddy.  Just Nonni and Zayde and Besher.”

“Oh, really?  And when are you going to Venice?”

Long pause.

“I not talking.”

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Toddler music

September 23, 2008

Besh’s current favorite non-kiddie (Wiggles) music is Disturbia by Rihanna.

He calls it either the Dum Dum De Dum song (after the chorus) or the Green song (after the cover, which he saw on iTunes).

I contemplated teaching him the actual title, but then realized his knowing the word Disturbia will have absolutely no bearing on his future life.

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Who needs GPS?

September 22, 2008

After bathtime in our room, I carried him into his room.  On the way I closed the door, in case he made a break for it later.

“No, Daddy, don’t close the door!”

“Why?  You don’t need to go in there.”

“No, keep it open.  I might get lost.”

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Daddy, how do you spell trademark dilution?

September 22, 2008

First visit to Chuck E. Cheese today.  He was excited, having heard the name at the tail end of Curious George on PBS (no pun intended, they’re a sponsor).

We walk in, order, sit in the showroom.  The animatronic band is doing a number.  He sees Chuck himself, the eyebrows shoot up, he stands on the chair, points and screams–

“DADDY!  MICKEY MOUSE!”

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The best potato salad in Texas

September 21, 2008

Besh and I went to Snow’s BBQ today.  (web)  Has the reputation of being the best BBQ in Texas, according to Texas Monthly.

Me: “Want to try some brisket?”

Besh takes another bite of the potato salad: “Oh no thank you Daddy.”

“But it’s the best!”

“I like the potato food.  Potato salad.”

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Where’s the tower?

September 19, 2008

Playing in the playroom.  I built a tower out of blocks about four feet high.  He knocked it down and laughed.

Besh: “Oh no!”

Me: “What?”

“Where’d the tower go?”

“I don’t know.  Where did the tower go?”

He proceeds to point at each scattered block.

“There it is.  There it is.  There it is.  There it is.  There it is.  There it is.”

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