Archive for October, 2008

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The ultimate parenting metric

October 31, 2008

Besh moved up to a primary class in his Montessori school this week.  Normally this should happen once he turns 3, but this year’s return to his pre-primary has been a bit difficult.  Nothing major, but even though he’s still 2 he’s very verbal and he was a bit disappointed to be in a class filled with all new kids who won’t talk to him (mostly because they haven’t had the word explosions like he has).  Last year when he started he was 6 or more months younger then the kids but able to talk with them all.  Now, being older, he didn’t like it and started to say school made him sad.

The move up was a bit nerve-wracking, wondering if this was truly the right move.  But in the middle of this week we heard this story from one of his new teachers, Miss Amy.

Besh: “Miss Amy?”

Miss Amy: “Hi, Besh.  What’s up?”

Besh: “Miss Amy, I’m happy!  I am NOT sad!”

Then he ran off to play with the other kids.

I’m guessing the move up was a good thing.

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Two Mommy Stories: Not Scary and Not Mozart

October 28, 2008

After an incredibly busy weekend and the busiest week of the year for me, I don’t have much in terms of Besher stories.  I’m just thankful I got to see him before he went to sleep last night after my business dinner.  But I do have two Besher/Mommy stories that I can retell until I get Sara hooked up as an author here.

First: Not Scary

A house down the street from us has been The House for Christmas for the past several years.  Every neighborhood has The House, and while some involve synchronized lights and music, ours just involves a lot of lights and animatronic creatures and an entire backyard filled with goodies.  This year, The House decided to expand into Halloween with ghosts, zombies, and a giant skeleton head over the garage with a 30+ foot shroud and strobe lights.  Besh loves seeing the “Halloween House” and Sara drove him by it the other day.

Sara: “It’s kinda spooky, huh?  Does it scare you?”

Besh: “No, Mommy.  It’s not real.  It’s just pretend.”

We have no idea who taught him the word pretend.

Second: Not Mozart

Visiting Maw yesterday (Sara’s grandmother), Besh was enthralled with the grand piano.  He climbed up onto the bench and played an impromptu tune.

Maw: “Besh, is that Mozart?”

Besh: “No, Maw.  It’s a piano.”

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It’s a virtue

October 26, 2008

Yesterday I was getting Besh ready to go out and we needed to change clothes upstairs.  I was already up in his room and Besh was on the stairs.

Me: “Come on, Besh.  Let’s go to your room.”

Besh: “Be patient, Daddy.  I’m coming.  Be patient.”

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Spike, RIP

October 23, 2008

Besh and I do about one Daddy Adventure a week that includes Target.  And for the past 5 or 6 weeks, that includes a visit with Spike the Ultra Dinosaur, a display with a button that makes Spike roar, stomp his feet, and have his back scales light up.  You know, like the real dinosaurs.

Last week, sad times.  Spike’s battery was low so he was malfunctioning.  Well, sick was how I explained it.  Today we had to do another Target run.

Me: “Ready for Target, Besh?”

Besh: “See Spike?”

“Yes, we’ll go see Spike.”

“Spike feel better?  Not sick?”

“I hope so.”

Unfortunately, Spike was gone.  Flushed down the great big toy toilet, I’m sure.  Besh handled it well.

“Where Spike go?”

“Looks like he’s gone.  Say bye bye, Spike.”

“Bye bye, Spike.  Nice to press you.”

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Segway today, Vespa tomorrow

October 21, 2008

For yesterday’s Daddy Adventure, first we went and voted early.  I told Besh we would go to the mall afterwards, so he proceeded to tell everyone else in line.  “I go to mall next.  No, I go to mall RIGHT NOW!”  But we did vote.  He got a sticker and everything.

At the mall we saw the security guard driving around on his Segway.  Besh is enamored with the Segway.

Besh: “Daddy!  You see that?”

Me: “I see it.  You like it?”

“That man is driving a scooter!”

“That’s right.”

“That’s my favorite scooter.”

“Your favorite?”

“Yes.  For now.”

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Asking a horse’s permission

October 20, 2008

Went to the Elgin Pumpkin Patch (located at the also seasonal Christmas Tree Farm) this past weekend.  They have a small collection of kid-friendly animals out front.  Some goats.  A non-spitting llama.  And a mommy horse with a foal.

On the way back from the potty (yeah, that’s right, potty–Besh is rocking the porcelain), we stopped to pet the horse.

Besh: “That mommy horse?”

Me: “Sure is.”

“I pet her?”

“Okay, but be gentle.”

I scratched the horse’s ear and she obligingly ducked her head.  Besh stroked her cheek then pointed at the foal.

“Hi Mommy Horse.  Okay if I pet Besher Horse?”

The horse huffed and walked away, the foal trailing.  Guess it wasn’t okay.  Besh was fine with it–he asked, after all.

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It makes the arcade truck wheels go ’round too

October 17, 2008

While sitting at dinner tonight he sees Sara hand me some cash (my ATM card expired 3 years ago and I’ve never replaced it, that’s how plastic I am).  I stick it in my shirt pocket.  Besher’s eyes grow wide.

Besher: “That money?!  I have it!”

He lunges for my pocket.

Me: “What do you need money for?”

“I take it!”

“Take it where?”

“Chuck E Cheese!  I put in red truck.  It go BEEP BEEP!”

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Back atcha, Besh

October 17, 2008

Tonight we were walking back to the car from California Pizza Kitchen.  Besh was holding both Sara and my hand as we walked through the parking lot.

Besh: “I like Mommy!”

Sara: “I like you too, Besh!  And I like Daddy!”

Me: “And I like Mommy!  And I like Besher!”

Long pause.

Sara: “Besher, do you like Daddy?”

Besher: “No.”

Step step step.

Besher: “I LOVE Daddy!”

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You have a clown

October 15, 2008

We’ve been watching a lot of YouTube clips of Bello Nock, the main clown from Wringling Bros. Barnum & Bailey Circus (we went some time ago).  So it didn’t really surprise me that he struck up a conversation about Bello tonight.  But the end result did.

Besh: “You remember that clown?”

Me: “The one with the funny hair?”

“Yes.  Bello.  I go down stairs and say hi to him.”  (he came up our row and said hello to Besh during the show)

“That’s very sweet, Besh.  Is he your favorite clown?”

“Not my clown.”

“He’s not your clown?”

“Not my clown.  Not Daddy clown.  Not Mommy clown.  He’s everybody’s clown.”

True dat.

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Serious introductions

October 14, 2008

For a week or so Besh has playing at furrowing up his brow and proclaiming “I’m serious.  I’m very serious.”  It’s not something Sara or I have done, but it’s pretty funny.

The other night we were sitting at the dinner table and I made some joke, then I furrowed my brow and said in my pretend deep voice “I’m serious.”

Without missing a beat, Besher held out his hand and said, “Oh, hi Serious Daddy.  I’m Serious Besher.  Nice to meet you.”

I managed to shake his hand while laughing.

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