Archive for March, 2009

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Gokers, RIP

March 25, 2009

Toddler language skills are fascinating, but the more memorable moments are those strange words or phrases that they invent.  Some are short lived, like when Besh insisted on calling her Mary Popsins for the first few days of watching the movie.  Others persist a bit longer, like his current answer when his teachers ask him if he’s proud of something he’s just accomplished he always gleefully replies, “I’m am!”

But one of my favorites is no longer with us.  Let us remember the happy life of Gokers.

Besh started had his first words at the typical age, but his vocabulary quickly exploded.  The last time we tried to count how many words he knew was shortly before he was 18 months and he had over 300 words.  This was before that time, but I don’t recall exactly when.  Words were still very new, as was the whole concept of communicating with Mommy and Daddy with those words.

One day I came home from work to find Besh sitting on our bed with Mommy, crying over something.

“Are you hungry?” Mommy asked.

“Y-y-y-es!” he insisted between sobs.

“What would you like?”

“Gokers!”

“I…I don’t know what those are!”

“Gokers!  Gokers!”  (Apparently the notion that if you repeat yourself loudly you can make someone else understand is in our genes and is not acquired whenever an American visits a country that doesn’t speak English.)

“Can you tell Mommy what’s a Goker?”

Besh just cried.  Figuring we had nothing to lose, I grabbed Besh.

“Oh, you want Gokers, Besh?”  I asked.  He nodded.  “Okay, let’s go get some Gokers!”

“But…what if we don’t have any Gokers?” asked the perpetual Jewish mother.  Figuring if we didn’t we’d have the same meltdown anyway, I just took Besh into the kitchen and opened the fridge.

“Is this a Goker?” I asked, pointing to some pickles.

“No!” he yelled.

“Are these Gokers?”  Pointing at some Wheat Thins.

“No!”

It went on for a bit, but then I pointed at something else.

“What about this?  Are these Gokers?”

“Yes!” he sniffled, exasperated with his mentally challenged father.  “Gokers!  Gokers!”

“Oh, Gokers!  Of course these are Gokers!”

Identified, I put some in a snack cup with a lid and took him back to the bedroom.  Then I showed Mommy what exactly was a Goker: a Goldfish Cracker.

While Besh’s fascination with eating Gokers has waxed and waned over the years, the word remained the same.  Until earlier this week when I asked him if he wanted a snack.

“Want some Gokers, Besh?”

“No, Daddy.  Not Gokers, Goldfish,” he corrected.

“You’re right, they’re Goldfish.”

But you know what?  They aren’t.  They’re Gokers.  I got him some anyway.

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Toddler sarcasm–I have NO idea where he gets this from

March 17, 2009

Last night I was giving Besh his bath.  As part of our routine, he sits in the bath as it fills and I pour water on his back from a big stadium cup.

Besh (after the first cup): “Oh, that’s hot!”

Keep in mind he’s sitting in an inch of it already–but there’s no debating temperature.  I turn the water temp down a bit and pour a second cup.

Me: “Is that better?”

Besh: “No.  It’s still hot.”

I turn the water down a bit more and pour again.

“How’s that?”

“Wet.”

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Time traveling toddler

March 9, 2009

Over the past few weeks we’ve had the interesting development where we no longer believe if Besh is telling a made up story or the truth.  Not that he’s intentionally lying, but sometimes he just starts talking and who knows what’s going to come out.  Most of the time he concludes by laughing and saying “I’m just kidding!” but other times he doesn’t.  

This led to one painful event where he was sad all afternoon one day after school and after much questioning he told us some story about how he got in trouble at school for singing in the bathroom.  We talked about it and came up with a solution where he would ask his teachers for a time to sing if he wanted, but he would have to listen if it wasn’t time.  The next morning I dropped him off and explained the solution to his puzzled teacher who then explained Besh hadn’t been in trouble the day before.

Sigh.

But it also has its funny moments.  This storytelling trend took a new twist today as Besh proceeded to tell me a number of stories about when he was a baby.

When on the swingset, me pushing him.  Besh: “You remember when I was a little baby, I pushed you on this swing set?”

When in the car, driving to the mall for his elevator fix.  ”You remember when I was a little baby I drive Daddy car and you ride in this little car seat?”

When discussing Curious George on the ride home from the mall.  ”You remember when we go see Curious George on the stage and the lights change and the man with the yellow hat was there?”  (we’ve never seen such a show)

Same trip home, few minutes later.  ”You remember when Anthony Wiggle sit next to me at lunch today?  He’s so funny.”

And so I have come to the conclusion that Besh is a time traveler, swapping between parallel universes and different timespace locations to realities much like our own but with some key differences.  It makes a lot of sense if you don’t think about it.

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