Tonight’s bathtime conversation with Besh.
Besh: “Daddy, is Boba Fett a good guy or a bad guy?”
Daddy: “He’s a bad guy.”
“Because he works for Jabba the Hutt?”
“Exactly.”
“But does he talk?”
“Yes.”
“When does he talk?”
“Well, remember in Empire Strikes Back he talks to Darth Vader a little bit.”
“For real?”
“Yes. They’re about to put Han into carbonite and Boba Fett tells Darth Vader, ‘He’s no good to me dead.’”
“What did that mean?”
“Well, Jabba the Hutt wanted Han Solo alive, not dead. So Boba Fett was telling Darth Vader not to kill Han Solo.”
“So instead of killing Han Solo, they put him in carbonite. See?! Boba Fett is kind of a good guy!”
“Huh. I guess you’re right.”
