Archive for the ‘Family Adventures’ Category

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Two tales from the final pre-baby days

December 17, 2009

As we count down the minutes until Besher’s little brother arrives, wanted to record two tales from this past week.

The first happened yesterday as Sara and I were guest speakers at Besh’s class for circle time. Our topic: Chanukah. That’s an easy enough subject if you’ve been celebrating it for three decades or so, but what makes it challenging is presenting to a group of inquisitive three, four, and five year olds.

Hats off to Sara who tackled the actual story of Chanukah. I was trying to figure out how to tell the story without getting all scary with war and battles and a ransacked temple, but Sara dove right in and explained there was a war and Israel won. Well there ya go.

We then showed them dreidels and how (roughly) to play. Also spoke about menorahs and latkes before giving them some latkes for snack time (with sour cream and applesauce, of course).

Before latkes, Miss Aimee asked the class if anyone had any questions. Kids raised their hands and asked us the following:

“I got my haircut at my dad’s haircut place and I got a lollipop.”

“I think lanterns are hot when they are lit so you have to turn the fan on to cool them off.” (That was Besh)

“Chocolate milk!!!”

Miss Aimee then reminded the class what a question sounded like. Turns out we didn’t have any questions.

Second tale happened last night. At dinner Sara was telling Besh how tomorrow night (as I write this, tonight) was our final night just the three of us since his little brother would be here on Friday. Sara asked if there was anyplace special that Besh would like to go for dinner. Sara, being 9 months pregnant, and also being Sara, was a bit emotional while asking Besh. As her eyes welled up, Besh thought about his options and then happily proclaimed “I know! Wendy’s!”

Sara and I burst into laughter. Besh later admitted he was just kidding (we rarely go there, but that was a favorite of his until the unfortunate vanilla Frosty incident). Remains to be seen where we go, but nice to know Besh still has a sense of humor about all these changes.

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Besher’s first Broadway performance

November 25, 2009

Besh got back last night from his first trip to New York City with just Nonni and Zayde. Naturally, he had a blast. So much that on Monday he apparently had a bit of a fit in the middle of Times Square as he begged his grandparents to stay in the city for a few more days. Hard to blame him: all the M&Ms he can eat, Broadway shows, cheesecake, the giant Toys ‘R Us, taxi cabs. Heck, I want to go!

He was eventually persuaded to come home and we got to here all about the shows he saw. For the record, he saw three shows which is actually three more than I saw in NYC this year. One of the shows was Mary Poppins, which if you now mention to him will cause him to launch into a spirited song/dance performance of SupercalifragI’mnotgoingtotypetherestofit.

Thanks in no small part to the Kruger mojo, somehow Besher and grandparents got to go backstage after the Mary Poppins performance. No, don’t ask. I’ve found it’s better not to ask. But they went back and met the kids, Burt, and even Mary Poppins herself. Besh shook their hands, complimented them on their performance, and probably sang and danced for them a bit. You know, standard kid stuff.

But at one point Besh got to go on the Mary Poppins stage. Nonni stopped Besh and had him look out at the theater.

“Look, Besh,” she said. “This is what it’s like to be on a Broadway stage.”

“Yeah!” he replied. Then he decided to give an impromptu dance performance on a Broadway stage. Not sure how many other people saw it, and I’m sure he’ll be overlooked come Tony Awards time, but it’s always good to note important firsts, don’t you think?

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Humor starts at home

November 17, 2009

Friends know that Sara and I are fans of comedy. Probably more me than her, as I’ve no doubt dragged/forced her to watch things I think are funny, but for the most part are senses of humor line up. Personally, I like almost all comedy movies, musical comedies on Broadway, jokes, puns, half the editorial cartoons out there, Norm McDonald, Eddie Murphy’s singing career, and virtually all improv comedy. (But I’ve tried and cannot find The Family Circle funny, except when Billy is walking all over the neighborhood/house because that dotted line cracks me up–I mean, who leaves a dotted line?)

So that said, I probably need to compose a proactive apology to all of Besh’s school teachers because I know what they’re in for. (Actually, I may need to apologize to his current teachers, but so far so good.) Mostly because I still remember what I inflicted on my teachers. Hopefully they found some of it amusing–I know I found it all funny. And when Sara joins me in the jokes…well, Besh, sorry but you never had a chance.

Case in point: on Sunday we were meeting some friends at Maria’s Taco Xpress for some gospel brunch tacos (fun place, by the way). Besh had just bought some big boy tie-up shoes at the mall with his grandparents the night before. And he loves getting dressed up. So we had this conversation:

Besh: “I want to wear my work shirt.” (a button shirt with collar)

Me: “That’s okay, you can wear that.”

“And my tie-up shoes. And a tie.”

“Well, let’s wear your regular shoes. And you don’t need a tie.”

“But I want to wear a tie!”

“Besh, this isn’t really a tie place.”

Without missing a beat, Sara and I said the next line together.

“It’s a mexican restaurant.”

We cracked up. Besh gave us the ‘my parents are insane’ look (which I urge him to keep practicing).

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Special delivery from London

October 9, 2009

As I mentioned previously, our friend Todd from California was coming into town and bringing something for Besh from Chloe.  In case you’ve missed the last few posts, Chloe Hart is one of the greatest people on the planet (granted, I’m a bit biased since I’ll think that of anyone who can make Besh literally scream with happiness).    Last night we all met up at Rudy’s for some BBQ and Todd was finally able to give his surprise to Besh (who had seen him holding something and definitely wanted to know what it was).

Todd: “Besh, you know how you went to London?”

Besh: “Oh yes.”

“Do you remember what show you saw in London?”

Big grin.  ”Tracy!  Hairspray!”

“That’s right!  And I was in London and I went and saw Hairpsray too.  And then I went and saw Tracy and told her that I knew you.  She remembered and she signed this for you!  Do you want to see what it says?”

“Yes!”

“It says, ‘To Besh, with lots of love, Chloe.’  Pretty cool, right?”

The item in question was a London theater map, a fold-out paper with ads for shows and a map of all the different theaters, which Todd had already told us was the only paper he had on him when he went to see Chloe.  Besh stared at the map, a grin on his face and his eyes wide.  Then he turned flipped it over and held up the map for me to see.

Besh: “And look, Daddy!  It has the Lion Show too!”

Here’s a picture so you can see what I mean.

I think, as with almost everything Tracy/Chloe related these days, this will sink in over time and I have no doubt he’ll be showing this off to many visitors.  Still very awesome and just affirms everything we already knew about Chloe.

Now, one more story I need to share that has less to do with Besh than Todd, but it’s just too funny to keep to myself.  So after Todd spoke with Chloe and got the autograph, he then said he wanted to take a picture with her and he had his Blackberry with him but he didn’t really know how to use the camera.  Chloe said she did and proceeded to get into the right mode, Todd held out the phone and got a nice picture of the two of them together.

The funny part?  Todd is one of the guys who invented the cell phone camera.  He’ll protest this of course and try to give you some mumbo jumbo on how he just worked on the light sensors and software and yadda yadda.  It’s bull–he’s one of the inventors.  And Chloe knew more on how to use it.

So there you go, Chloe Hart is not just wickedly talented but she also is an electronics genius.

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Surprises for Besh (and a bit more Hairspray)

October 1, 2009

One of the coolest things about seeing a toddler develop is when formerly alien concepts suddenly click.  I’m not sure when that happened with Besh, but I recently noticed it.  There was a time when I would try to build up some suspense with a surprise but he would forget or not understand that the surprise element was part of the fun.  Now he totally gets it, as I saw last night when Sara asked Besh what he wanted for lunch.

Sara: “Do you want turkey or something else?”

Besh: “I want a surprise for lunch.”

“Okay.  A surprise!”

“But don’t tell me, okay?  Because it’s a surprise.”

And then there’s also the spontaneous surprise.  Like yesterday when I came home.  I stopped off at Fry’s to return some unused electric converters from the trip to London and saw something on clearance that I knew I had to get for Besh.  Quick background: a few weeks before we went to London Besh finally understood how to interact with and play the Wii.  Not only is it fun to watch him play and discover (and get really, really good at bowling and ping pong) but it’s also a good activity for him while he has his patch on (he has issues with one eye so we patch the good eye every day to try and force the weaker eye to be used–it’s had good results so far but we may have to do this for up to 2 years).  He also really likes the movie Cars (with the main character, Lightning McQueen, one of his all-time favorites).

Me (once I got home): “Besh, I have a surprise for you!”

Besh (small grin, eyes a bit wide): “What?  What is it?”

“You have been such a big boy at school and at home and you’ve done such a good job playing the Wii and wearing your patch that I got you a surprise present.”  I reach into my laptop bag and pull out the Cars video game for the Wii.  ”You see this?  We can play this on the Wii and you can drive around as Lightning McQueen and go ‘Ka-Pow! Ka-Pow!’”

Besh stares at the box for a second, then his grin turns enormous and his eyes go supernova.  He jumps from the couch to the floor and practically explodes with excitement.  He actually flapped his arms like a bird.

“I GET TO BE LIGHTNING MCQUEEN!  I’M SO EXCITED!  I’M SO EXCITED!”

He ran up and gave me a hug.

“CanweplaynowIwanttoplaynowCanweplaynow?!?!”

So we played a bit (I’m guessing we’ll play more) last night.

Then Sara and I got an email from our friend Todd.  He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area but had a work trip outside of London.  After reading about Besh’s Hairspray adventure and subsequent email from Tracy/Chloe, he and a co-worker trained into London to see Hairspray last night.  He braved the teaming crowd of schoolkids after the show at the stage door and managed to tell Chloe that he was a close friend of Besh’s and how much it meant to him (and Besh’s parents) that she sent the email.  According to reports she was thrilled to be reminded of Besh and how fond she was of him.

As luck would also have it, Todd is going to be in Austin next weekend.  Knowing this, he got Chloe to sign something for Besh, but asked us (so I’m asking all of you too) not to tell Besh so that he can be surprised.

Based on the reaction to the Cars video game, I’m thinking we’re going to need earplugs and Todd may want to be sitting down when he gives the surprise to Besh.

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If possible, we’re even bigger Hairspray fans now

September 24, 2009

Last night before bedtime, Besh wanted to watch a few videos.  It’s a bedtime tradition/stall where he watches a few videos before bath.  Watching videos consists of him watching a YouTube window while I have a browser on the other side on news, Facebook, whatever (thank goodness for widescreen monitors).

For some odd reason, I opened my window to this blog’s dashboard and happened to notice a “1″ next to Comments meaning there was an unapproved comment on the site.  I clicked on the link and was beyond shocked to discover a comment from none other than Chloe Hart (Tracy in London’s Hairspray).

How she found the site, I don’t know.  I’m guessing it’s because I posted a link on the Hairspray in London fan page on Facebook and the admin there either works on the show or has access to the cast (since they promote contests for tickets, autographs, etc.).  When the shock faded I almost screamed, “OH.  MY.  GOD.”

Besh: “What?”

Sara (downstairs): “What?”

Me: “Besh–you got an email from Chloe!  From Tracy!”

Besher blinked and then his eyes got so big I thought they would pop out.

Besh: “WHAT?!?!”

Sara had me call her on our phone (it has an intercom feature) while I read them both the comment.  I’m not sure about how the various blog formats show information, so in an effort to preserve Ms. Hart’s privacy I won’t publish the comment itself but this is the text of it:

Helloooo!

Well, its Chloe here, the girl who plays Tracy! This blog has just made my life! It makes me sooo happy to be able to put a smile on peoples faces, especially someone as adorable as Besh!

I remember him very clearly with his adorable texan accent!

I would love to send you a signed picture of me for him if you would like that? So just email me your address and I will do it for you!

Thank-you again for writing this and making me smile! You have a very special boy! :)

Lots of Tracy Love!! Chloe xxxxxx

After reading to Besh he jumped off my lap and started leaping around the room like a rocket about to blast-off.  He immediately launched into a custom medley of the entire soundtrack to Hairspray.  Sara and I were shocked and amazed.  We’ve been attending theater for most of our lives and we’ve had occasional brushes with stars of shows, but nothing like this.  To paraphrase something Sara posted, how can you not become the biggest fans of people who put that much joy into the heart of a three-year-old?

In a world where all too often talented people become celebrities that we later learn aren’t good people at heart, it’s refreshing, relieving and astounding to discover incredibly talented people with more goodwill in their small finger than all the Kanyes, Britneys, and Mileys out there.

Despite my fears that Besh wouldn’t sleep for a week, he did finally calm down for his bath and night time.  And with a promise that he would dream about Tracy, he went right to sleep.  A promise he kept.

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Some quick Besher London statistics

September 21, 2009

Nights in the hotel: 14 (including that first Saturday morning as a night, due to jet lag)

Number of days until Besh realized he could open the deadbolt and safety latch: 2

Shows seen on the West End: 4 (Sister Act, The Lion King, Hairspray, Hairspray)

Hugs from West End stars: 1

Number of West End shows seen from the front row: 3 (exception: Lion King, because I wanted him to see the elephant walk in during the opening number)

Ranking of West End shows by Besh: Hairspray (night 2), Hairspray (night 1), Sister Act, The Lion King

Ranking of West End shows by Besh’s parents: Same as Besh’s

Miles flown roundtrip: 9868

Total time slept on any airplane: ~15 minutes (fell asleep 5 minutes before we landed in London)

Amount of time before a 45 pound toddler becomes impossible to carry while sleeping: 45 minutes

Amount of time to walk off plane in London, get through customs, get luggage, and get in cab: 44 minutes

Trips to the Science Museum in London: 2

Cost for the Flight Simulator in the London Science Museum that is the exact same ride as at our local Chuck E Cheese: 3 pounds (~$4.89)

Cost for the same ride at our local Chuck E Cheese: 20 cents

Number of Italian meals eaten: 5

Number of Italian meals eaten before Besh finally realized he liked Italian food: 3

Number of Indian meals eaten: 4

Number of Indian meals eaten before Besh finally realized he liked Indian food: 1 (that’s our boy!)

Visits to Diana Memorial Playground in Kensington Gardens: 2 (awesome place)

Visits to Harrods: 1

Number of “One More Thing”s Besh needed to try before leaving Harrods toy department: Approximately 42,000

More to come, I’m sure…

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Why Besher (and his parents) will be a Hairspray fan for life

September 19, 2009

We’ve just returned from our 2 week adventure in London where I was working and Besh and Sara got to explore the city.  Many tales to tell over the next few weeks, but there was no doubt that this would be the first and best blog post of them all.

It has to do with Hairspray.  I believe I’ve mentioned a few times (like here and here and here) about how much Besh loves the musical version of Hairspray.  It started with the movie, but then last December he got to see the Broadway show with Nonni and Zeyda so he’s been a serious fan ever since.

So it was no surprise that within an hour of arriving in London Besh came across a poster for the West End Hairspray show.  His eyes got so big they nearly swallowed his face and we knew it was just a question of when he saw it, not if.

When came late the second week.  We misread the Time Out and thought there was a Wednesday matinee.  Sara and Besh went to the theater to buy day tickets (almost all London shows sell 25 pound front row tickets the day of the show–perfect for a toddler who can handle theater but needs their own seat), but there was no matinee that day.  Besh was devastated, so they got tickets for that night and I joined them.

Besh was thrilled at the show, and it was a blast to see the joy in his eyes.  Truth be told, it’s a pretty good production of an otherwise camp show.  The latest star to be Tracy Turnblatt, Chloe Hart, has an amazing voice–enough so that after the first number Sara and I were both impressed.  Besh, of course, was in love.

He watched the entire show without a peep, except to cheer loudly at the end of all the songs.  During the intermission, while he and I got wine gums at the bar (a great British candy which, let me make a point for my reading audience, is NOT AVAILABLE OUTSIDE OF LONDON and that’s why Besh doesn’t have them every day, okay?), he wanted to wave at Tracy.  Sara and I said at the end of the show I would lift him up during the curtain call and he could wave.  He was thrilled.

End of the show comes, I lift him up while everyone in the theater is dancing to the final song, Besh is waving like crazy.  Although we’re up front, Tracy’s eyes are off in the crowd, so no wave back.  Besh is sad, but he understands there were a lot of people in the audience and he still had a great time.  We bought him a “Tracy magazine” (the large program they sell) and he spends an extra hour at home staring at each picture.

The next night is our last night in London.  I ask if Besh wants to go see what he called “the Witch show” and everyone else calls “Wicked.”  I suggest it, I tell him, because the first act is okay and has a really good song at the end, but the rest of the show is bad–so we can leave at intermission, come home, and get a good night’s sleep before the plane home.  Besh’s response was to the point.

Besh: “No.  I want to go to the Tracy show.  I want to go to the first act, then stay at intermission and see the second act.  And I want to wave to Tracy.”

There was no convincing him otherwise, so Sara called and yes, they had three day tickets left together.  I rush off to the theater and get them–they’re the same front row we were in the night before but all the way off to the side (just a few seats from the previous night, not a big deal).  Doesn’t matter–we’ve seen the show.  So off we go.

After having a horrible cab driver who drove down Oxford Street to the theater (busiest road at that time of night, despite an infinite number of alternatives) we just made it before the show opened.  We told Besh he couldn’t wave until the end, which made the people sitting behind us a bit nervous (to be fair, if someone brought a three-year-old to a West End show and sat in front of us, we’d be nervous too).

Besh still clapped just as loud, cheered even louder, and almost never tried to wave at Tracy the entire first act.  The people behind us became Besher fans, laughing when he laughed and cheered at the shows.

Then intermission came and Besh and I went back to the bar to get wine gums.  Strangest thing–the cashier recognized us.

Me: “Two waters and two wine gums, please.”

Cashier: “Weren’t you here last night?”

“Yeah.  He insisted we come back.”

“Aw, too sweet!”

So that was cool, I thought.  We go back to the seats, and the second act starts.  Besh has just as much fun as before, and then the big finish comes and the magic really starts.

Before the curtain call, but during the big dance number, Tracy is dancing right in front of us.  And there’s no denying it, she looks right down at Besh and smiles.  Sara and I are over the moon, but we’re not sure Besh saw it.  So as soon as the bows are over, we stand and I’m holding him and he’s waving like crazy, but no wave back.

But then they launch into the final reprise of the song and two of the chorus dancers are right in front of us and there’s no denying they’re smiling and singing to Besh.  He probably notices, but all eyes are on Tracy.  So much so that he and I totally missed Brian Conley, a well known British comic who’s currently playing Tracy’s mom, point out Besh to Sara and mouth “He’s so cute!” and give her the thumbs up.  So Sara’s over the moon about the show but Besh is still pumping his arms like a seagull on PCP to get Tracy to wave back.  She does her traditional wave to the entire audience and then…

Nothing.  She runs off stage like before.  But Sara and I are so quick to point out how she had smiled at Besh earlier that he’s still happy.  Besh and I walk out (well, I walk, he’s dancing and singing) while the people behind us talk to Sara about how amazing Besh was at the show.

We get outside and Sara asks the theater crew if the cast comes out for autographs.  They do at a side door, so we figure what the heck and go back and wait.  Only a dozen people or so are waiting, and even though it’s late we know it’s our last night, so we wait.

Various chorus members come out and leave.  Besh doesn’t notice.  Then the understudy for Seaweed comes out (he’s had the role both nights we saw it and was good).  Besh was shy, but wanted to say hi.  But the actor zipped away after signing a program and I didn’t get in the way.  Besh was sad and I should have said something, but we’re waiting for Tracy and press on.

After a while the door opens and out walks Brian Conley.  Everyone swarms him, people are taking pictures and getting autographs.  I ask Besh if he wants to say hi after explaining that he was Tracy’s mommy.  He understood, but wasn’t sure he wanted to say hi.

Then the coolest thing ever happened.  Brian Conley came over to us.  He recognized Besh from both nights and wanted to say hi.  We spoke for a bit, especially about a particular scene in the show which is one of the funniest moments I’ve seen in musical theater (he said since we came twice we now knew how it worked but we both were impressed how they pulled it off) and it was just a great moment.  Great that someone like that came over to us and chatted for a while.  He had to leave, but was positive Chloe (Tracy) would be out soon.

Aglow from that event, we wait a few more minutes and out she comes.  Besh is at first surprised (because she isn’t in costume), but then he’s in toddler heaven.

Chloe (Tracy): “Well, hello there!”

Besh: “Hi!”

“I saw you in the front row of the show!”

Besh, too shocked for words, is speechless.

Chloe/Tracy: “And where are you from?”

“Austin!”  {Chloe/Tracy doesn’t react} “It’s in Texas!”  Everyone waiting laughs.

“Well, do you have a camera or a program?”  We don’t, because we weren’t expecting to do this.

“Well, no, but I really liked the show.”

“Thanks!”

She stays by Besh but turns to sign various programs being held out for her.  And then another cool thing happens.  Brian Conley comes back behind Chloe, taps her on the shoulder and whispers how Besh was there the last two nights.  Chloe turns back to Besh with a big grin.

Chloe/Tracy: “Well how about a hug then?”

She scoops Besh up and gives him a big hug.  Besh just about blows a gasket and has the biggest grin I’ve ever seen.  She puts him down and we thank her and Brian and jump in the nearest cab before Besh comes to his senses.

It took a while to get Besh to sleep that night, but hopefully this is a moment he’ll always remember.  We always will, and we’ll forever be grateful to the amazing cast and crew of London’s Hairspray.

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Besh’s Adventures in California

August 17, 2009

Late last week we returned from what I dubbed the California Farewell Tour 2009.  It’s not really a farewell tour, it’s more of a rock star farewell tour–those tours where they allegedly say goodbye forever and then promptly start touring a year or two later.  It had just been a long time since we had last visited my California family and with the upcoming arrival of Besh’s little brother, we figured it would be a while before we made it back out west.

Sadly, our agenda become far overbooked almost immediately.  Just to accomodate immediate family and some extended family that I hadn’t seen in perhaps a dozen years our schedule was packed so we didn’t get to see a fraction of the people I wanted to see.  I think the next trip out I’m just renting a big room and filling it with food and drink and telling everyone to come on over.

Besh, of course, had a blast.  He got to sleep in a big boy bed of his own in the hotel.  A rollaway that he managed to rolloutof almost every night until we pushed it against the wall–then he just got out and insisted on joining us in bed where he promptly aligned himself perpendicularly to his parents, forming the most uncomfortable human ‘H’ in history.

Other notable Besh highlights:

We went bowling for the first time and Besh rolled a 115.  Sure, we had the kid bumpers deployed and he used the metal frame that rolls the ball after aiming more often than not, but I bowled on the same lane and only got a 113 while Sara got some insane 140 score.  So I guess all those hours on the Wii paid off.

We visited the beach in Half Moon Bay and proved it is impossible to have a dry visit to the beach if you don’t bring swimming gear.  Rolling up pants never works, and there’s nothing quite so uncomfortable as wet, sand-crusted jeans.  Wait, there is: wet, then dry, sand-crusted feet.

After it was closed on a previous visit, we hit the Children’s Museum (Discovery Center, whatever) in Sausalito.  Really cool place, even if Besh was officially too tall for the toddler’s area (he’s 43 inches and the height cut-off was 42 inches) and he was a bit young to be playing with all the other older kids.  But a great facility with a killer view of the Golden Gate Bridge from every building.

Took a boat tour of the bay so Besh got to see sea lions, dolphins, Fort Point, the Golden Gate Bridge from underneath, and a good close look at Alcatraz.  After all that, I think he was most impressed with the boat’s snack bar which sold Ritz Bitz (small Ritz with cheese spread sandwiched between them).  ”Daddy, I LOVE those!”

Also had a great day swimming in a pool in the East Bay where Besh’s favorite game was to insist he could swim (nope).  Fortunately, he didn’t drink the entire pool.

But of all these moments, the most memorable was when we first got off the plane.  After a record-breaking hot summer in Austin, we step off the plane to gorgeous blue skies and 72 degree weather.

Besh: “I’m cold.  Can I please have my jacket?”

Me: “Cold?  Besh, this is great weather!”

“No, it’s cold.  I want my jacket.  I want to be melty.”

Sigh.  Despite all my best efforts, I’m raising a Texan.

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PIAB3: A letter to Barnes & Noble

December 9, 2008

[Editor's note: Episode 3 in the trilogy is more a wrap-up than a themetic sequel--kinda like how Matrix Revolutions spent almost no time in the Matrix.  But all three of my loyal readers deserve the full story.  And standard disclaimer applies that this story does contain poop.  Literally.]

 

Dear Barnes & Noble,

Hi.  Hope you’re having a really great holiday season and everything.  If it makes you feel better, I renewed my membership in your savings club even though I haven’t bought a print book in over a year (yay Kindle…oh, right, sorry).  Truth be told, I did the membership thing because I get 10% off at the Starbucks in the store.  You get some of that, right?  Cool.

Yeah, I guess I’m delaying a bit.  Okay.  So you may know me and not know you know me.  My son, Besh, had a little incident in one of your stores a while ago.  And that was followed up by another incident in another local store.  Yes, both incidents involved poop and your bathroom floor.  To be fair, I did my best to clean up during and afterwards, but I realize that I’m not your favorite person and have probably been blacklisted from your local stores.  Totally understandable.  Poop on my floor once, shame on you; poop on my floor twice, stay out.  Old story.

Anyway, I’m writing to humbly request we be removed from your blacklist.  You see, we’ve had a very good week and it feels like we’ve turned a corner in the whole potty training issue.  I know I may be pushing my luck telling you about it, but I also figure this request may take a while to clear your appropriate channels so I thought I’d get the ball rolling.

I won’t bore you with the details of working out the #2 issues with Besh.  But after many, many rounds of bribery, tears, encouragement, and more than a few potty breakdowns, we had a real breakthrough yesterday.  He’d been trying and doing some small #2s at school, but yesterday he did two of them–first a small one, then a really big one.  He then emerged from his primary class’ bathroom, sans underwear and pants (I call that Porky Pigging it), and loudly proclaimed, “I did it!  I went poo poo on the potty!”  His entire class cheered.  Kinda rocks, right.  It’s a real coming of age image that John Hughes never really picked up on.  And an awesome statement about his school that they created such a supportive environment.

Oh, and just to prove the whole thing, the teachers took a picture on their cell phone of Besh standing next to the potty.  Big poo in the bowl, him standing next to it positively beaming up at the camera.  I won’t send you the picture because I think it might make your janitors angry again. 

We may not be out of the woods yet, I’ll admit.  His mom has been doing a lot of work to get this far–sorry if I don’t introduce you two but I don’t think you know what she looks like and there’s no reason to ban her, right?  But it certainly feels like we’ve turned a corner and the class encouragement will hopefully go a long way to sealing the deal.  I’m sure you know the feeling–you have kids, right?  You must have kids since you have a rocking kids section (and I’m really glad you have that full Thomas train table because I don’t think actual people can afford those things, just stores).

Anyway, happy holidays.  I promise if you let me back in I’ll buy something besides a beverage.

Besh’s Dad